ENN: Eliatopia News Network + Eliabook

[Flashlight237]

Well, since we're here, why not give the Eliatopians something to watch? Of course since Eliatopians are so stupid they'll drink bleach thinking it's milk, they'll most likely watch ENN: the Eliatopian News Network.:



The ENN logo parodies both FOX News and CNN: both which heavily lean on opposite sides of the political spectrum. The news station is probably going to be spearheaded by Xantis, because of course. Why wouldn't he try that?

To go with the station, here's a news anchor outfit to go with it.:



Also, here's Facebook for Eliatopians!:



Because why not? Facebook is basically the safe haven for stupid people. Of course Eliatopians would use that site. But yeah, there's that.

[JoMan2]

any coincidence that joemayn is me? As most of the time i dont make sense

[cinos]

I can't stop laughing at the disintegrating fish holy shιτ

[Flashlight237]

Bump

[Darkninja]

Next news script:

"Moonchyllus' legendary incineration killed off countless creatures, boiling them alive or leaving them for dead in an inhospitable environment. The Eliatopians that once roamed the surface of the Earth sought refuge underground; instinct guided them to the dank caves most resembling their former habitat...but it was simply not enough. The Eliatopians perished in fields of stalagmites, their corpses becoming host to innumerable fungi. Only the barest scraps of meat remain in their parasite-ridden husks." -Stolen from some game's lore

[Flashlight237]

Gonna bump this again. Sorry for the necro, but I genuinely think a Fox News+CNN parody would make sense in the story.