First up, I'll put in a sweater that serves no real purpose beyond fitting in with the theme of knitting: the Ugly Christmas Sweater.:

Beyond that, I made a set perfect for a granny like Gessica: the Grandma set:

Honestly, I think the headscarf would look much better on someone with a head of hair. As for the knitting needles, well, the suggested stats was for the purpose of, well, making the knitting needle be the first weapon to provide BOTH power and defense. Come on, what's the point of giving weapons a defense stat if you're not going to allow them to boost your defense? The enchanted needle, unlike the knitting needle, would be a magic-based weapon. I'd suggest that it should provide 18 power and 3 defense.
Lastly, the Weavemaster is a stave that would provide a good boost in magic power. I'd say... 35 power, though it could be anywhere from 32 to 36. Maybe add 2 to 5 defense to it. Yeah.
Finally, I made a shield for Brip's that would go between a Pie Tin and a Stop Sigh: a ceiling fan.:

Anyway, I should bring up the Riot Shield, which was part of the Police set. Would be a fitting shield for Pirth's leftover inventory.:

I made it so the shield would appear transparent using Robby's transparency trick: basically he made a checkered pattern where half of the pixels have color while the other half of the pixels are blank spaces. Yep. But yeah, there's that.