Level 50 + 1M coins giveaway

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1)
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

2)
Yo Mama so ugly she made a blind person cry.

[GameWarbler]

1)
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

2)
https://www.m3m.lol/memes/aa8728ab-4a2b ... r-own-bike

[troopas]

1)
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well they're not laughing now.

2)
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

(I don't really know any good jokes)

It could be a meme if you would like to remove one entry and replace it with a meme

[coolboynum1]

2)
Yo Mama so ugly she made a blind person cry.

that made me laugh lol.

[DeusVult]

If I found out anything about life, is that life a joke. Nothing can be quite as funny as seeing one try to find how will contribute to society. I am going to write about two funny instances that can be considered jokes.

Joke 1:I used to work at an expensive wine and cheese shop where some bottles cost more than 2000 dollars. As such it attracted people from the upper echelon of society that tend to have pompous personalities. One day I was closing the shop by myself, and to say it nicely a voluminous women with expensive fur coat and a toy dog cradled in her arms came up to me and wanted to buy a whole premium date and walnut cake. She asked me how much it cost and I replied 150 dollars. She sadly told me that since it to expensive she was not going to treat myself. I said not to worry, the cake was worth more than a whole day work, and just to prove my point I said that I had just had ramen noodles and chopped hot dogs mixed in. She looked like she was about to say "Be gone peasant", and told me that I should not eat such poor mans food and that they were mostly filler. I replied "Of course I know there mostly filler they are also 14% dog"

Joke 2:Before Covid and me falling down a mountain(long story), I was a prime athlete, a bodybuilder and a pro arm wrestler with a too big adrenal gland. At that time I was working it hospitality, and I had a really big function for the 91st american history gala. I was told by manager to work a triple shift even though I was only supposed to work one. For 24 hours I worked in the hot congested room of 600 guests and 3 dozen, drunk american war reenactors. I left and took my shirt to cool off and jumped on a Rutgers bus at 1:30 am. All the people there were drunk beside me and the bus driver. Her being tired after a long day she left the bus for a break but forgot to put the bus in brake. The bus began to careen the road toward the student center, Not having the patience to deal with more hassle I leapt from my seat and slid to brake pedal like a baseball player just before it hit the building. The doors opened showing a group of worried and drunk college students. To whom I wittily said with my muscles showing"This happens all time at Rutgers". Exhausted to death my professor accidentally stepped on my hand 6 hours later as I laid faced down sleeping in the carpet in my Calculus 4 lecture

[darth]

Hey, I got one:

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

"Why?"

Because they're ugly and they stink.

[mike]

Is this funny

[mike]

Second entry:

Troopas is now my Belle Delphine for the meantime because i simp for belle and the titis and now for Troopas because money

[Lordnoname]

This is what Night Stalkers had to deal with.
https://imgflip.com/i/4w0y7o

[GonDup]

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