Big-Black-Rasta wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 5:01 pm
CalvinBi wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:56 pm
Big-Black-Rasta wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:17 pm
What's up with u and talking about moms getting cereal
Mind your own godam₦ business ya goosehead.
HAHA u call that an insult??! You can do better
You can do better in becoming a goddamn failure you f*cking dumba$$ thinking that you're talking, also you should mind your business because your business kicked you out of your job and now you're bullying a goddamn minor. Roastgpt please please please please, "Okay, fine." But Big-Black-Rasta you’re really looking good nowadays. What Big-Black-Rasta has lost in weight, he has also GAINED in weight.
But Big-Black-Rasta you’ve definitely been packing on the pounds. The last time Big-Black-Rasta went to the dry cleaners they said, “We don't do curtains."
Big-Black-Rasta I checked your Facebook, and it turns out you used to be a bit chubby. I’m impressed that you’ve managed to lose so much weight. That’s right, Big-Black-Rasta lost 30 pounds on Nutrisystem, and another 10 when he shaved his back.
Backstage before this speech I rolled a gigantic fatty. Because that was the only way we could get Big-Black-Rasta on to the stage.
Big-Black-Rasta so fat and lazy the only exercise he gets is when his Restless Leg Syndrome starts flaring up.
Your family told me they regret they couldn't’ be here tonight, but they did send 4 bags of grain.
Big-Black-Rasta you look like if the fat kid from Stranger Things wished he was big. The church didn’t accept Big-Black-Rasta ’s gay lifestyle. So he started his own religion: The Church of Latter Day Taints. It’s like a normal church, except you’re happy when the priest fucks you.
Me and Big-Black-Rasta are really good friends but we’ve had our ups and downs, one time Big-Black-Rasta actually tried to sue me for $10,000. I got really defensive and was like “You’re suing me for $10,000?? frik you...you can suck my hotdog.” and Big-Black-Rasta was like, “well OK if you want to settle out of court.”
Me and Big-Black-Rasta are good friends and we hangout a lot. And some people have even suspected we were gay or something. But that’s not true. We like hanging out and discussing manly guy stuff. Like one time I asked him, “Big-Black-Rasta , tell me about your first slurping, what was it like?” And he said “oh man, it tasted awful.”
When I heard that Big-Black-Rasta finally came out of the closet I wasn't really surprised….dude you're so gay MY butt hurts.
I once asked Big-Black-Rasta why he dresses so flamboyantly and he got upset and hit me with his purse.
I’m having a pretty good time at this roast, but I'm really disappointed with this venue.....I was hoping we could have dinner at a location with a lot more space....like Big-Black-Rasta ’s brown hole.
Big-Black-Rasta - I’m glad you got taken off of the party planning committee, if it were up to you, we’d all be watching showtunes, male strippers, or those two fruitcakes with the white tiger.